Greetings,
Camire has been beamed up to the mothership.
While she is being put under for our incredibly advanced medical technology, she is currently unable to check deviantArt, so please be patient while we perform our tests to determine just -what- makes a mortal so incredibly awesome. According to our schedule, she will be returned to your sad little planet by the 5th day of the 8th month, or August 5th, as you useless earthlings call it.
Best wishes in your primitive endeavors,
The Aliens